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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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Street Gospel is the debut solo album by the American West Coast hip hop artist Suga Free. It was released on June 24, 1997 via Island Black Music.
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