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{"type":"general","setup":"Where did you learn to make ice cream?","punchline":"Sunday school.","id":283}
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{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
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